These people look like they’re having fun, don’t they?

The music coming out of their waterproof jambox would sound something like this: a sexy, mellow train wreck of jazz, disco and soft pop, as they get ravaged by mosquitos and third-degree sunburns. Music perfect for lounging poolside at some douchey resort at your family reunion; drinking warm beer at a backyard barbecue you don’t know anyone at; trying not to stare at your friends’ pudgy and pasty bits at a pool party; the point of no return when a fling gets weird. A mix that sickeningly yet oh-so-sweetly coats your mouth like the bouquet of blue Alizé.

Can you stomach this languid drift?

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